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Total Medals Earned: 964 (From 181 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,945 Points

The Chalice of Marfa

Medals Earned: 8/10 (145/200 points)

Don't give up, chuck 5 Points

Get Slayn killed...

Getting a bit red in the face 5 Points

Splash Shiris with the payload

I'll break you a cut on these puns 5 Points

Get Orson killed...

What a blockhead 5 Points

Get Ghim killed...

You must be stoned 5 Points

Get Deedlit killed...

Super Reader! 10 Points

Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...

We Died for a Chalice 10 Points

Get everyone killed simultaneously...

The Lich Is My Bitch 100 Points

Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking

Live free or tie hard 5 Points

Get Etoh killed...

Parn! 50 Points

Unlock Parn

The Elevator

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/20 points)

Heartbreak 5 Points

Didn't get a Date.

Sweet Kisses 5 Points

Kisses, kisses, kisses.

Coffee Date 5 Points

A date. With coffee.

Heartbreak Maybe? 5 Points

Declined a date.

The Floorsland Origins

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/280 points)

Teleporter "Malfunction" 5 Points

Complete the first level in The Floorsland 2.

Jumping in volcanoes~ ♪ 5 Points

Complete the second level in The Floorsland 1.

To Southern Floorsland we go 5 Points

Complete the first level in The Floorsland 1.

Climate Chaos? Nah! 10 Points

Complete The Floorsland 1.

History Screwed? Nah! 10 Points

Complete The Floorsland 2.

Teleporteroutic! 10 Points

Complete the second level in The Floorsland 2.

Alynea Thief 25 Points

Complete the "Montgomery's Point of View" bonus challenge.

The Floorsland Zero? 25 Points

Complete the "Travel Through the Ruins" bonus challenge.

The Secret Box 100 Points

Clap your hands. Clip-clap, click-clap. But where? Find out yourself.

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The Gestation:The Demo

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/245 points)

The Spermicide 5 Points

Kills a sperm

Under Gestation 5 Points

Play the game

The Upgrade 10 Points

Survive through the first level.

Meet the Rival 25 Points

Survive through the second level.

The Memebrane 25 Points

Survive for 20 seconds in survival mode.Meme brane.

The Power Shot 25 Points

Survive for 40 seconds in survival mode.

The Genocide 50 Points

Survive through the third level.

The Womb God 100 Points

Survive in the womb for 90 seconds and thus beating the game.

The Library

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/65 points)

Caught! 5 Points

Not as out-of-sight as Nora thought.

Abort Mission 5 Points

Failure to find her targets.

Master of Disguises 5 Points

No one would recognize Nora, or so she thought.

Nap Time 5 Points

It was a nice book...

Ruined Dinner 10 Points

Those chips were yummy, though...

Worried Big Sister 10 Points

She's happy you're okay, though.

Doodle Master 25 Points

Nora is best at drawing, or so she says.

The Sagittarian 4: Bayou

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/65 points)

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The Sun for the Vampire 2

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/500 points)

Collect them all! 5 Points

Collect first coin

Batman return 10 Points

First Flight

Decrepit but strong 10 Points

Kill a z-guards

Ghostbuster 25 Points

Meet a ghost

He stinks 25 Points

Meet z-guards

Incarnation of evil 25 Points

Meet a evil devil

Let it fly 25 Points

Throw 10 boxes

Midway travel 25 Points

Complete 15 levels

Crusher 50 Points

Destroy 10 boxes

Eyesteam fan 100 Points

Mr Splibox Easter egg

Gold rush 100 Points

Collect all coins

I did it! 100 Points

Complete all levels

The Telekinetic Incident

Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/285 points)

Why? 5 Points

End it all

Murderer 10 Points

Kill 20 test subjects

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Four Trophies 10 Points

Find four trophies

4Crate 25 Points

Lift 4 Crates at once

Eight Trophies 25 Points

Find Eight Trophies

Finish Line 50 Points

Finish the game

Committed 100 Points

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The Totem Collab

Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)

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The Woods

Medals Earned: 2/21 (60/440 points)

Ren and Cake 10 Points

Playing with food is not fun for Ren.

Toilet 50 Points

...Ew.

You Made Nora Cry... 5 Points

You meanie.

Cake Glare 10 Points

What a mean look from something so sweet.

Cake Roam 10 Points

Too few to be a stampede, though.

Cake Run 10 Points

Run! Run! Run away!

Cake Stare 10 Points

Staring not-so-sweetly at you.

Dani and Nora 10 Points

Sisterly love is a precious thing.

Dani and Ren 10 Points

Love in a dream?

Ren and Dino 10 Points

Dinosaurs are kidnappers?

Ren and Squid 10 Points

Can't eat them, can't get along with them.

Ren and Squid Story 10 Points

Story time about Ren's woes.

Weed Killer 10 Points

Nora the weed killer.

Cake Queen 25 Points

Queen of the cakes!

Dino Friends 25 Points

Dinosaurs are friends.

Eaten 25 Points

A snack for cakes, oops...

Fire 25 Points

WHY

Tea and Cookies 25 Points

A lovely snack for two.

Little Fears 50 Points

Nora probably still won't like Ren.

Nap Time 50 Points

Food coma in a dream?

What Even 50 Points

This sort of thing goes over Nora's head...