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Total Medals Earned: 964 (From 181 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,945 Points

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Waddle Antarctic

Medals Earned: 9/23 (50/245 points)

Dumpster Diving 5 Points

Who needs dignity? ...and clean clothes?

First Fight 5 Points

Win your first fight.

Gambler 5 Points

Win a gamble at the sledge races.

Level Up 5 Points

Level up for the first time.

New in Town 5 Points

Start playing.

Rocky 5 Points

Knock down a punching bag.

That was a bad idea 5 Points

Make a poor decision in an alleyway.

The World's End 5 Points

Have a beer at the Pub.

Spirit 10 Points

Talk to the fountain spirit.

Brave 5 Points

Face a level 100 enemy.

Defender 5 Points

Buy your first shield.

Fashion Conscious 5 Points

Buy a new coat of paint.

Level 5 5 Points

Reach level 5.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life. 5 Points

Do some sick dance moves.

Swordsman 5 Points

Buy your first sword.

All you ever wanted 10 Points

#foloyurdreamz

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10.

Level 15 10 Points

Reach level 15.

Master Block 10 Points

Buy the best shield.

Level 20 25 Points

Reach level 20.

Level 25 25 Points

You must be so over this by now.

Master Attack 25 Points

Buy the best sword.

Golden Astronaut 50 Points

Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.

Wasted Youth, Part 1

Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/500 points)

Hello, Hammy 5 Points

Say Hello to Hammy the Hamster

A Little on the Side 5 Points

Complete a side-mission

Antiquist 5 Points

Inspect Stouffer's painting

Bustin' For a Crap! 5 Points

Take a shit

Education, Education, Education 5 Points

Go to a lesson

Flower Fun 5 Points

Water your plant

Lazy Bones 5 Points

Take a nap in the day

Lock Picker 5 Points

Pick a lock successfully

Tele Addict 5 Points

Watch TV

Too Much Fud 5 Points

Be sick

Completionist (1) 10 Points

Complete 3 of the Main Missions

Piggy Love (1) 10 Points

Collect 10 Piggymon Cards

Stylish Prat 10 Points

Wear a different costume

Super Drinker 10 Points

Drink all 3 types of drink

Super Eater 10 Points

Eat all 4 types of meal

Book Worm 25 Points

Read every book

Completionist (2) 25 Points

Complete 7 of the Main Missions

Facebook Stalker 25 Points

Read all pupil profiles

Piggy Love (2) 25 Points

Collect 25 Piggymon cards

Completionist (3) 50 Points

Complete the game

NERD! 50 Points

Attend every lesson

Piggy Love (3) 50 Points

Collect all 50 Piggymon cards

Socialism 50 Points

Talk to everybody

Well and Truly Done 100 Points

100% completion

Windows 287

Medals Earned: 4/7 (40/70 points)

Chromy 10 Points

Thank you for downloading Chromy, a free and stupid internet browser.

Explosion! 10 Points

Hint: Bomb.exe

My Computer 10 Points

Hint: It's on the desktop

My Docs 10 Points

Hint: It's on the desktop

Derpy Text 10 Points

Hint: It's on the desktop

Error Survivor 10 Points

Look at EVERY error.

ERRORS! 10 Points

Thank you fo- wait a second... I INSTALLED ERRORS!?

Windows 59

Medals Earned: 15/17 (75/85 points)

You booted the OS! 5 Points

Wow! You are so amazing for doing that. Here are 5 points for doing that!

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Windows MEE

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/30 points)

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Thanks. 5 Points

You stuck around

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Witch Hunt

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)

First Blood! 5 Points

You killed Gobu! You bastard!

Arcanist 5 Points

Get all Arcane Spells

Arcanoob 5 Points

Get your first Arcane Spell

Chill! 5 Points

Freeze 500 enemies

Cold Gravity 5 Points

Look, up in the sky!

Crispy! 5 Points

Burn 500 enemies

Defeated King Gobu 5 Points

Gobuuuu

Defeated the Bonelord 5 Points

Bag o' bones

Deflect 5 Points

Destroy 100 enemy projectiles

Executioner! 5 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Have 1,000 Gold 5 Points

in cold cash

Have 100 Gold 5 Points

in cold cash.

Interception! 5 Points

Destroy 500 enemy projectiles

King Slayer! 5 Points

Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal

Rune Master 5 Points

Upgrade all your runes

Sapiosexual 5 Points

Get all of Lucrea's skills

Stunning! 5 Points

Stun 500 enemies

Have 10,000 Gold 10 Points

in cold cash

I need a bigger closet! 10 Points

Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal

Slaughterer! 10 Points

Slay a thousand

Talzarus the Azure 10 Points

Finish the game

Dragon Slayer! 25 Points

Kill a hundred dragons

Have 100,000 Gold 25 Points

in cold cash

Rekt Greedling! 25 Points

Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal

Have One Million Gold 50 Points

in cold seven digits

Rune God 50 Points

Oh my god... You broke the game.

Vanquisher! 50 Points

Slay 10k

Trophy Collector 100 Points

This makes you awesome.

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Wolfgang VS The Future

Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/330 points)

Allegro 5 Points

Complete the first wave in Story mode

Guten Tag! 5 Points

Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time

Lecker 5 Points

Feed your starling

Death From Above, 1784 10 Points

Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's

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Da Capo 5 Points

Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion

Luftgestützt 10 Points

K.O 50 enemies while airborne

Tremelo 10 Points

Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move

Bellicoso 25 Points

Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes

Intermezzo 25 Points

Defeat one of every enemy type

Acceso 50 Points

Chain together a 60+ K.O combo

Verärgert!!! 50 Points

Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run

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World of Turtle

Medals Earned: 2/35 (35/500 points)

You completed level one 10 Points

"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, in the expert's mind there are few." - Shunryu Suzuki

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You checked out the World of Turtle deluxe on Android 10 Points

"One must be poor to know the luxury of giving" - George Eliot

You collected 10 trophies 10 Points

"We are all geniuses up to the age of ten." - Aldous Huxley

You collected 20 trophies 10 Points

"Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life." - Robert Southey

You collected 50 ananas 10 Points

"Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult." - Alessio Vinci

You collected 50 apples 10 Points

"Stay hungry, stay foolish" - Steve Jobs

You collected 50 artichokes 10 Points

"A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau

You collected 50 bananas 10 Points

"In todayâ€™s job climate, you canâ€™t afford to be a vanilla sundae. You need to be a banana split." - Peter McCarthy

You collected 50 blackberries 10 Points

"I used to make fun of my friends who had BlackBerries. And I know that the expression CrackBerry has been going around, but now I fully understand it. I'm actually addicted to a piece of machinery, and that's really embarrassing." - John Krasinski

You collected 50 blueberries 10 Points

"It happens every time, they all become blueberries." - Willy Wonka

You collected 50 mushrooms 10 Points

"You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom." - Janet Erskine Stuart

You collected 50 oranges 10 Points

"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange." - Fred Allen

You collected 50 peanuts 10 Points

"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream." - Barry Goldwater

You completed Stage 1 10 Points

The beginning is the most important part of the work." - Plato

You completed Stage 2: Ice World 10 Points

In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You completed Stage 3: World of Turtle 10 Points

A turtle travels only when it sticks its neck out" - Korean Proverb

You completed Stage 4: Croco Swamp 10 Points

"No call alligator long mouth till you pass him." - Jamaican proverb

You completed Stage 5: Rolling carpets 10 Points

"Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain still." - Patricia Russell-McCloud

You completed Stage 6: Penguins 10 Points

"It occurred to me, not for the first time, that it is a hard life being a penguin." - Roger Ebert

You completed Stage 7: Gorilla 10 Points

"You do not teach the paths of the forest to an old gorilla" - African proverb

You completed Stage 8: It's just a game 10 Points

"Games lubricate the body and the mind." - Benjamin Franklin

You completed Stage 9: Final 10 Points

"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela

You completed Stage X: Heaven 10 Points

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain

You finished the game! 10 Points

"That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well." - Abraham Lincoln

You shared in every possible ways 10 Points

"Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them." - Albert Camus

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XCVB

Medals Earned: 2/20 (30/500 points)

Take The Black 1 5 Points

Beat The Black And White Level 1

HowTo 25 Points

View the HowTo

Take The Black 2 5 Points

Beat BAW Level 2

Take The Black 3 5 Points

Beat BAW Level 3

Take The Black 4 5 Points

Beat BAW Level 4

Take The Black 5 5 Points

Beat BAW Level 5

Blue Level 1 10 Points

Beat Blue Level 1

COLORS! 10 Points

Get to the Colored Levels

Green Level 1 10 Points

Beat Green Level 1

Indigo Level 1 10 Points

Beat Indigo Level 1

Orange Level 1 10 Points

Beat Orange Level 1

Red Level 1 10 Points

Beat Red Level 1

View The Credits 10 Points

View The Credits

Violet Level 1 10 Points

Beat Violet Level 1

WOO FREAKING RAINBOW 10 Points

Beat The Rainbow Level

Yellow Level 1 10 Points

Beat Yellow Level 1

Seizurific 50 Points

Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing

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You Are Disabled

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)

Crippled 25 Points

Reach the end with the Crippled disability.

Illiterate 50 Points

Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.

Nearly Blind 100 Points

Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.

Spastic 100 Points

Reach the end with the Spastic disability.

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