Total Medals Earned: 964 (From 181 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,945 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/325 points)
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
Finish world 1
Finish world 2
Finish world 3
Finish world 4
Beat the final boss
Collect all the coins and unlock the secret ending
Medals Earned: 3/16 (30/500 points)
You stomped on a Kirby.
Sonic stepped on your foot.
You completed the stupid tutorial.
You hutned down a Zubat.
You killed Link before he could kill you.
You triumphed over the Kirbies and beat the first level.
You beat Link and completed Level 2.
You dodged the Squirtles and completed Level 3.
You won the game without touching any spikes.
You broke a Squirtle in half.
You found a hidden 1up and gained an extra life.
You outflew the Zubats and completed Level 4.
You battled some old foes and completed Level 5.
You found a hidden ring and obtained a shield.
You stomped on Sonic's face and beat the game!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 1/29 (5/500 points)
Kill 2 zombies
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill the Widow
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill the Foreman
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Restore 5000 health points total
Kill the Green Beret
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill the Rat King
Kill The Space Hunter
Freeze 50 enemies
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect 50 peppers
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Have $2000 in hand
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Medals Earned: 6/18 (60/235 points)
Capcom 10/10
Cartoon Network 10/10
Disney 10/10
Marvel 10/10
Nintendo 10/10
South Park 10/10
Game of thrones 10/10
Grand Theft Auto 10/10
Mortal Kombat 10/10
Newgorunds 10/10
Making the best of it!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/40 points)
Exactly what the title says.
Warm Sisterly Feels
At least there's food this time.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...